So, uh, what's on your mind?
Do you like Tacos?, and if which would you rather have your chips with? chips and chili or chips and salsa?
Anonymous

Tacos will never beat the good ol’ American burger cooked on a propane grill, I tell you what.

Do you have a Facebook, MySpace or Twitter?
Anonymous

Uh, well ever since that whole MySpace incident at work, I try to stay away from most ‘social’ websites.

Hey, hank, who do you like for the superbowl this year? The dupey-loopies or the shimmy-shammies?

I don’t think the teams goin’ to the Super Bowl have been determined yet.. and I think you may not be right in the head, fella.

do you think you were sent on a divine mission from jesus to promote propane, propane accessories and beef?
Anonymous

Well, I wouldn’t say that. But I do believe that is my purpose in life. I’d say I do it well.

Two Questions, Mr Hill: Dallas Cowboys or Houston Texans? and is Reggie Bush an Every-Down Back?

I like the Cowboys myself, but, man, if they faced each other in the Super Bowl.. an all Texas Super Bowl, heh, it’d be a beautiful thing. Afraid I can’t answer your second question..

What would you say is the best model of the Char-King grill? What make and model do you use?

Well, I personally like the Char-King Imperiale. I use that one now, but the Char-King folks always manage to surprise me with their products! Heh.

hows good hank doing?
Anonymous

I’m doin’ pretty good, stranger, thanks for askin’. Lord knows I need some actual questions on here.. dang internet..

Do you masturbate, Hank? Have you ever tried?
Anonymous

I think I have better things to do with my life, what in the hell would possess you to even ask that? Ugh.

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Anonymous

What in the hell?

What is your idea of a perfect world to you Hank?
Anonymous

Hmm.. where everybody uses propane, Bobby becomes a.. productive member of society, and Dale is quiet. Heh. Seems pretty perfect to me.